Let me give you a piece of my mind, peace!

These things are blogs, no one knows where the word came from so let me tell you the truth. We're just walking along, oh what up Gondwana-land suddenly your shit just skips for a second and boom! I SAID MOTHERFUCKIN BOOM the woolly mammoths are extinct. They aren't so woolly and truth be told they aren't even there.

Now you're chillin and thinking about your shared primordial past as you try to engage reptiles in blinking contests when suddenly a real hairy elephant blows past you and for a second you fear you might have to rethink some assumptions which due to your modern stagnating nature you really don't want to do.

Suddenly your eyes open, outer space is in, you. Your oxygen tank is on the outs because you've been spacing (!) out and doing one of those human existence retrospectives, you try to instruct the chimpanzee (goddam fucking Soviet program, idiot, idiot) to fix the valve but then the turtles and the worms and the mice (Iranian space BUST) distracted him with their carbon-based existences and you slowly, in your silver spaceship flew into the yellow haze of the sun, (Neil Young).